Bitch Please

i bet mitt put that gum on obama

“It looks like he can’t even fly yet”

“What’s the matter, is he stupid?”

me

How normal people smile:

How Zayn Malik smiles:

I did not order this box of cat.

mom…dad…. i’m gray

my parents stare at me wide eyed, shocked speechless as they notice my monotone complexion for the first time

jakeabarra:

robber fail

i like how he hovers there for a moment like

uhh could i have that back

kanye-westicle:

mom : how do you know them ?
me : they use to go to my school.

your url is like the walmart version of mine